If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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