just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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