is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
