you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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