..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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