Dual....:-)
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you traded sex for a burrito?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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