Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
is wine microwaveable?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Pooping to opera.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
