I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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