Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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