I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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