Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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