what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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