Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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