im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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