nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just forgot I was standing up.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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