She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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