Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Randomize