I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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