There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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