walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize