A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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