3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Randomize
