dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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