so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
