I'm gonna have a badass scar
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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