He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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