I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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