she looked like the before picture.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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