I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
grandma shit on top of the toilet
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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