Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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