I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
