White coat. Heels.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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