I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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