We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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