dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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