well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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