We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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