My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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