Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Randomize