I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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