you thought your balls were fighting each other...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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