I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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