i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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