I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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