How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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