We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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