he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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