lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Jerry, you need to find god
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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