I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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