And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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