I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize