"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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