omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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