I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
what day is it and did you see me today?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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