i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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