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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday

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• (949): View more from California

  We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  who dressed up as a cop at your party???

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  idk I have to check. Why?

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  he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop

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  We're dating now

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend

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