STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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