Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he puts the penis in happiness.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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